Dear Washing Machine,

If you read my recent blog trilogy “I’ve Got a Lot to Say,” you would know that I dig my Right-Left socks.  I understand that you might not have an appreciation for this because you don’t have feet; but trust me, they’re cool.

I was very disappointed when folding laundry recently to find 2 Rights and no Lefts.

I’ve overlooked the mysterious disappearance of socks, underwear, shirts and mittens over the years.  But, this is different becasue I can’t re-pair the Rights.  Well, I suppose I could, but I’d probably walk funny.

Please think about it.  I’m sure we can work somehting out.  I’d hate to see you sitting on a curb.

Thanks, Cindy

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