Dear Washing Machine,
If you read my recent blog trilogy “I’ve Got a Lot to Say,” you would know that I dig my Right-Left socks. I understand that you might not have an appreciation for this because you don’t have feet; but trust me, they’re cool.
I was very disappointed when folding laundry recently to find 2 Rights and no Lefts.
I’ve overlooked the mysterious disappearance of socks, underwear, shirts and mittens over the years. But, this is different becasue I can’t re-pair the Rights. Well, I suppose I could, but I’d probably walk funny.
Please think about it. I’m sure we can work somehting out. I’d hate to see you sitting on a curb.